Got too drunk at the christmas party,puked on my dress shit guess I better leave,

on the way home I take a detour, I wanna see you, I wish I never saw.

Get the key from under the mat, try to find the light I stumble around

I think I heard a noise what’s that sound,

Well that’s my best friend and you’re going down.

It’s Christmas once again but,

You’re fuckin one of my friends

Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than…

my undying love that won’t weather.

x 2

I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas

Everyone’s excited about going home

But I’m embarrassed to tell my mum

All the Christmas lights and the mistletoe are only making me feel more alone.

All the skater kids are stoned on the hill, even the goths are filled with good will

I head to the bar to see old faces, we’re in old streets but new places.

Well I guess there’s other girls you fucked,

Well i guess this means you really suck

Well I hope you feel alone this christmas

You can say goodbye to this cause

You know I’m never coming back